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Bone

Hi all

Here’s a slam I butchered.

South
AQ84
JT9742
A
AT

West
North
East
South
2 :D 1
Double
5 :D
6 :H 2
a.p.
 
 
 
 

1. Weak
2. Not very scientific, but sometimes you take off the white gloves and enter while swinging your axe.

Dummy comes down:

North
J63
AKQ6
7
Q8542

South
AQ84
JT9742
A
AT

:D King lead. Alright, this baby needs some work. I can count only ten tricks with a succesful :S hook. I won’t go into detail how I botched the contract, but my opponent threw me a trick-twelve-bone with a ruff and sluff.

It took me some overtime to formulate the most elegant plan. Draw two rounds of trumps ending in dummy. Play a :S to the Queen and exit with the Ace of :C and the :C Ten. This basically wins with the :C 3-3, :C King doubleton onside and various 2-4 :C holdings where East will be endplayed. Those last ones might be a bit difficult to read, though.

I think that’s as much optimization juice you can squeeze from that lemon.

West Dealer
NS Vul
North
J63
AKQ6
7
Q8542
West
92
85
KQJ943
J76
East
KT75
3
T8652
K93
South
AQ84
JT9742
A
AT
 

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Bridge Big

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Vapor Walk

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I’m probably kicking an open door, but Vegas is a wicked city. There’s so much eyecandy even an armed and thickskinned Viking will suffer an indigestion. And you’d better bring a boatload of cash to unlock good times. Here’s a picture, from left to right: KJ, Dennis, me, Remco and Jerome. We’re admiring the inside view of The Venetian at an hour past midnight!

Somewhere late Saturday night, Dennis suddenly stopped in his tracks and pointed towards some redhaired woman.
“So?”, I asked.
“Do you know who that is?”, he responded.
“No clue.”
“That’s Rihanna playing blackjack over there.”
“… Diana.. who?”

I understand she’s one of the biggest popstars around right now. Man, I’m so out of touch.

Let’s just stick at what I’m reasonably good at, Beowulf in action:

North Dealer
NS Vul
North
A
A84
K92
QJT764
West
KQT43
QT3
65
K52
East
J9762
KJ75
84
93
South
84
962
AQJT73
A8
 

West
North
East
South
 
1 :D 1
pass
2 :D 2
pass
3 :C 3
pass
3 :D 4
pass
4 :D
pass
… 5 :D
a.p.
 
 
 
 

1. Unbalanced, 0+ :D
2. Forcing, 4+ :D
3. Forcing, 5+ :C
4. Limit, nothing but :D

I agree the bidding looks rather painful and overly complicated.

When East led a :S Geoff had no problem collecting twelve tricks, he lost just a trick to the King of :C . If the finesse had been right thirteen tricks would have been reasonably easy. On the other hand, had East led a :H ten tricks would have been our limit. Funny, on the best lead it’s either four or seven. I don’t remember seeing such a deal before.

Alright, I’m gonna hide under some umbrella… ella… ella

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Effete

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I think it’s official, I’ve tapped too much from my barrel of luck. This deal is from a pairs night in Piedmont. Sitting South I opened a weak NT and Geoff raised me to game.

North
AQ2
T72
AQT74
T5

South
T974
KQ
KJ8
QJ62

West led a small :H and East played the 9 for my Queen. I can count five tricks in :D , one :H and two :S if the finesse works. My only sensible legal chance for nine is finding West with exactly :S KJ stiff.

I lead a small :S and West throws the :S King in the arena. I glance at West and decide it’s an honest card. I see no alternative than going for a flaw in the defense. I rattle off all :D (pitching a :S and a :C ), leading to this position:

North
Q2
T7
-
T5

South
T9
K
-
QJ6

The opponents kept all their :H and RHO has pitched two :S and a :C on the choo-choo :D train. So now I have East almost where I want him. Still in tempo I request a :C from dummy and when East follows with a small one I feel victory approaching.

West in with the :C King, pounces with the Ace of :H and another one for his partner’s Jack. With a sigh East acknowledges defeat, he can take the :C Ace, but then has to lead away from his Jack of :S .

South Dealer
NS Vul
North
AQ2
T72
AQT74
T5
West
K
A8654
952
K873
East
J8653
J93
63
A94
South
T974
KQ
KJ8
QJ62
 

So if East had risen with the Ace of :C they can keep me to seven tricks. Not a bad reward if you pay some attention. My fields of luck are now infertile, desolate and loveless, I fear.

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Bouncing

Hi all

Here’s a spectacular deal from the BER sectional last weekend. This was the auction from Geoff’s point of view:

South
9
863
AJ9
KQJ863

West
North
East
South
1 :S
Pass
1NT1
2 :C
Pass
5 :C
5 :S
Pass
Pass
…6 :C
Pass
Pass
Double
a.p.
 
 
 

1. Semi-forcing

Dummy puts down a monster.

North
-
AK5
K76432
T954

South
9
863
AJ9
KQJ863

You ruff the :S Ace lead in dummy and start on trumps. West showing up with all three of them. You just have to find that pointy Queen to claim your twelve.

Geoff took what seems a fifty-fifty guess by finessing over East (because of the overall freakish distribution), but here the ball bounced the other way: down one.

West Dealer
NS Vul
North
-
AK5
K76432
T954
West
AT754
QJ4
QT
A72
East
KQJ8632
T972
95
-
South
9
863
AJ9
KQJ863
 

The cleansing clue is West’s inability to bid over 2 :C !
So he doesn’t have a six card :S suit, or a four card :H suit. Combine that with West holding all three trumps and it’s easy to smoke that Queen out of her palace.

Some other contemplations: My 5 :C call was not really an expert bid, it just happened in the heat of the moment. I don’t really care for a fit showing jump in :D because of the poor suit quality, but a 4 :S splinter to show extra strength looks reasonable. I wonder whether Geoff would have believed that considering he was holding a singleton himself.

Edit: Corrected deal after comment.

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Dirty epic

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On Monday I returned to Quick Tricks again, this time to ravage the field with Sanne. I promised her and myself to be a good and understanding partner. Of course my not so hidden agenda was to brutally extract points from my opponents. I was successful a couple of times.

West
AQJT4
532
K84
A6

West
North
East
South
1 :S
2 :D
3 :S 1
pass
pass
Double
pass
4 :H
a.p.
 
 
 
 

1. Weak

Now to find a lead. A trump looks way too passive because I can see the :D suit can be set up easily. A :S might work but also could allow declarer to add some easy ruffs to her balance. So I decided to lead a :C , my 6 of :C to be precise.

This was the full deal:

West Dealer
EW Vul
North
-
KQ6
AQ9732
K854
West
AQJT4
532
K84
A6
East
K98532
J84
J5
QJ
South
76
AT97
T6
T9732
 

Declarer glanced at me for more information, but I just sat there with a beatific smile. She played low from dummy and eventually ended up one trick short.

There are a couple of winning routes if you get a :S lead. You can ruff it in dummy with a top trump, then draw the outstanding trumps by hooking the :H Jack. Next duck a :D to take the finesse against the King later (communication baby!). You will score five tricks in :D , four trumps in your own hand and a ruff in dummy. An alternative is to set up the :C suit after drawing trumps, just play a small one to the King and pray for a 2-2 split. Scoring four trumps, a ruff, four :C and the :D Ace. I’m pretty sure this competent opponent would have found one of them at the table.

By the way, did you notice Sanne’s 3 :S call with six trumps? A fine decision, even with eleven trumps together there are just seven tricks in the bag for EW.

The first one might have been a bit lucky, this is a whole other league:

West
5432
95
J9862
63

Your LHO opens a strong 2 :C and your RHO (me) brusquely jumps to 7NT. What do you lead?

My friend Bruce decided to lead a :D .

West Dealer
NS Vul
North
KQ6
AKQ7642
K53
-
West
5432
95
J9862
63
East
AT7
8
T74
T98742
South
J98
JT3
AQ
AKQJ5
 

Too bad, three tricks in :D , seven :H and four :C add up to more than thirteen already. Dirty epic!

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Deep water

Hi all

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Here’s some deep water experiment in Piedmont.

North
JT
T62
KT974
KQ9

South
AK642
7
AJ
JT743

West
North
East
South
 
pass
1 :H
1 :S
2 :H
Double1
pass
3 :H 2
pass
3 :S
pass
5 :C
a.p.
 
 
 
 

1. Responsive
2. Showing a good hand

Geoff propelled himself to a fairly high contract. Now how to scramble together eleven tricks?

He ruffed the second round of :H and played a :C to the King and Ace. The third :H he ruffed again in his hand, and now he was at a crossroads. Establish dummy’s :D or his own :S ? The answer lies in the quality of the suit. Where the :S have to split 3-3 to set up the suit, the :D may split 4-2 too as long as the Queen resides in the doubleton. Both routes require a friendly trump split.

This was the full deal:

North Dealer
EW Vul
North
JT
T62
KT974
KQ9
West
Q975
QJ8
8532
86
East
83
AK9543
Q6
A52
South
AK642
7
AJ
JT743
 

It was a little fortunate that the :D Queen came tumbling down, but Geoff was on the right track of entering a dummy reversal for eleven tricks.

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Gladiator

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My preparation for the Marin sectional consisted of sleeping in a tent, watching deer and chipmunks, and drink Pinot Grigio from a bottle as Sanne and I both had forgotten to bring glasses on our camping trip.

Geoff and I teamed up again with Drew and Bill. There was not a lot of room to score, throw in some random succesful insanity by your opponents and you go home having scored just above average.

South Dealer
NS Vul
North
QJ9
K74
Q42
AT87
West
A764
Q8
JT763
95
East
KT2
JT53
98
J643
South
853
A962
AK5
KQ2
 

If I were a Roman gladiator meeting my RHO in the arena would bring an eager smile to my face. Man, I don’t understand how one person can contain so much hostility, sourness and anger.

Anyway, on the deal above I had to declare 3NT from South. West started with a :D for my King. I can count eight tricks and there are several options for a ninth. I decide to go after an extra :S trick so I lead small to the Queen, losing to the King. The :D continuation I take in dummy and I cross to my :C King to lead another :S . LHO fumbles through her cards for ten seconds, then says “Sorry, I don’t have any problem!”, and with that bit of poisonous information I have to take the right path. I request the :S  Jack from dummy and I’m glad it wins the trick. I have nine now, but I’m hungry for a tenth. I exit in :S , leading to this position:

South Dealer
NS Vul
North
-
K74
4
AT8
West
7
Q8
JT7
9
East
-
JT53
-
J64
South
-
A962
A
Q2
 

When West decided to cash the thirteenth :S East could pitch a :H , so did I from dummy and my hand. The thumbscrews got really painful on East when West played a :D for my Ace. Such a beautiful round squeeze, executed by your own partner! She spit some angry remarks, but she knew she got owned. The overtrick was worth an IMP.

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