Gladiator

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My preparation for the Marin sectional consisted of sleeping in a tent, watching deer and chipmunks, and drink Pinot Grigio from a bottle as Sanne and I both had forgotten to bring glasses on our camping trip.

Geoff and I teamed up again with Drew and Bill. There was not a lot of room to score, throw in some random succesful insanity by your opponents and you go home having scored just above average.

South Dealer
NS Vul
North
QJ9
K74
Q42
AT87
West
A764
Q8
JT763
95
East
KT2
JT53
98
J643
South
853
A962
AK5
KQ2
 
If I were a Roman gladiator meeting my RHO in the arena would bring an eager smile to my face. Man, I don’t understand how one person can contain so much hostility, sourness and anger.

Anyway, on the deal above I had to declare 3NT from South. West started with a :D for my King. I can count eight tricks and there are several options for a ninth. I decide to go after an extra :S trick so I lead small to the Queen, losing to the King. The :D continuation I take in dummy and I cross to my :C King to lead another :S . LHO fumbles through her cards for ten seconds, then says “Sorry, I don’t have any problem!”, and with that bit of poisonous information I have to take the right path. I request the :S  Jack from dummy and I’m glad it wins the trick. I have nine now, but I’m hungry for a tenth. I exit in :S , leading to this position:

South Dealer
NS Vul
North
-
K74
4
AT8
West
7
Q8
JT7
9
East
-
JT53
-
J64
South
-
A962
A
Q2
 
When West decided to cash the thirteenth :S East could pitch a :H , so did I from dummy and my hand. The thumbscrews got really painful on East when West played a :D for my Ace. Such a beautiful round squeeze, executed by your own partner! She spit some angry remarks, but she knew she got owned. The overtrick was worth an IMP.

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Unicorn

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Immediately after Remco’s visit René dropped by. He changed seats with Remco at Quick Tricks. It’s such a treat to have Dutch players sit across *no offense to my partners here, by the way*. Of course we’re not allowed to play any of our Viking stuff on a regular club night, so we settle for a weak NT and some other shenanigans.

Here’s one:

South
K6
A94
AKJT952
6

René opens 1 :S and to my surprise he raises my 2 :D call to 3 :D . I switch on the nitrogen powered overdrive and finally we end up in 6 :D . So where are the shenanigans?

This was the full deal:

North Dealer
NS Vul
North
A9754
6
Q7
AK842
West
QT3
KQ72
63
J973
East
J82
JT853
84
QT5
South
K6
A94
AKJT952
6
 
René’s support consisted of just Queen – 7. But boy, was that a well timed moment for support! I don’t know whether I would have the guts to venture there, but I do agree with two of his arguments: North’s hand screams for a trump contract. And the auction gets a lot more inflexible if North would introduce :C on the three-level. Which would then probably gravitate towards some arduous NT contract.

It was easy to ruff a :H in dummy, draw trumps and pitch my remaining loser on the :C King for thirteen. That +1390 stuck out like a white unicorn in a field full of cattle (+690′s).

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Laceration

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This deal is from Quick Tricks in San Francisco. About a year ago our DC party (Remco, Dennis, Martin and me) pillaged the club night. We finished first in both directions. So the stakes were high when Remco announced he was coming to visit us again, and that a night at QT was definitely on his schedule.

We meet our random teammates and sit down against an elderly couple. I’m holding:

South
QJT3
5
AQT
AK875

When I hear Remco open 1 :S I know we’re in for a ride.

West
North
East
South
 
1 :S
pass
2 :C 1
pass
2NT2
pass
3 :S 3
pass
4 :D 4
pass
4 :H 4
Double
Redouble5
pass
4NT
pass
5 :D 6
pass
7 :S
a.p.
 
 
 
 
1. Natural, or invite+ with :S
2. 14-17 balanced
3. Slam try with :S
4. Cue
5. First round control
6. Three keycards

After the 5 :D response I could count Remco’s hand to be a 5332-distribution with :S Ace – King, :H Ace and the :D King. If Remco is holding three :H to the Ace then the grand is solid. The odds to that are 2 to 1, so I leapt to the grand.

North Dealer
NS Vul
North
AK964
AT
K84
J63
West
82
KQ943
753
Q92
East
75
J8762
J962
T4
South
QJT3
5
AQT
AK875
 
Above you can see the single distribution where Remco was unable to pull off thirteen tricks. Even the added bonus of the Queen of :C dropping didn’t occur. With tears in my eyes I write down one for a 17 IMP laceration.

The Viking approach would have worked out fine:

West
North
East
South
 
1 :S
pass
1NT1
pass
2 :C 2
pass
2 :D 3
pass
2 :H 4
pass
2 :S 3
pass
2NT5
pass
3 :C 3
pass
3 :S 6
pass
4 :C 3
pass
4NT7
pass
5 :C 3
pass
6 :C 8
pass
6 :D 9
pass
6 :S 10
pass
pass11
pass
 
 
 
 
1. GF relay
2. Maximum (14-15 hcp)
3. Relay
4. Balanced or a side suit in the other Major
5. Balanced
6. 5-2-3-3
7. Two Aces of the same rank
8. Two Kings of the same shape
9. I know you can’t possibly have a Queen, but I still want to ask
10. No Queen
11. Sigh

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Reno, part 3

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Work and Dutch visitors have been eating my time. Here’s the last story from Reno.

After the first half against Stacy Jacob’s team (her not-so-up-to-date blog can be found here) we were ahead by a dozen IMP. That could have been two dozen if I hadn’t been a tad lazy when I blasted to small slam, the grand was on vanilla flavoured ice, so to speak.

Round 2.

The French ladies (D’Ovidio & Gaviard) join our table, and Drew and Michael pick up the glove against the Russian Gromova & Ponomareva. Geoff and I soon find out the French ladies are close to a breakdown, both nervous and partnerwise. Or it looked like that. On this deal Geoff (North) ended up playing 3NT after I had overbid my hand by a mile and a half.

South Dealer
NS Vul
North
954
K94
K76
AT62
West
QT7
AQT86
Q4
985
East
KJ63
732
92
KQ73
South
A82
J5
AJT853
J4
 
Because West had overcalled in :H Geoff decided to take the finesse in :D . That was down one and a three IMP loss due to a pass out at the other table. Man, that could have been a huge pickup!

Another loss.

South Dealer
EW Vul
North
983
T83
AQT5
964
West
A75
Q92
KJ843
AQ
East
KQJ42
7
76
JT732
South
T6
AKJ654
92
K85
 
Sitting South I opened 1 :H and after that West got to declare 4 :S . Catherine D’Ovidio took her chance after a :H lead, :D switch and :H continuation. She ruffed it in dummy to take the :C finesse, Ace of :C , followed by another :H ruff and a :C ruffed with the Ace of trumps. Finally a trump to dummy to extract the remaining trumps and ten vulnerable tricks were hers. Our teammates played a modest :S  partscore, and ten IMP just blew out of the fenêtre.

We quickly wake up from our dreams of making day two when we sit down with Drew and Michael. The Russians wrecked havoc. Not a single bad board in sight. They bid, declared and defended flawlessly. Wham! Bam! Spasiba, ma’am!

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Reno, part 2

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In the Vanderbilt Geoff and I teamed up with Drew Hoskins and Michael Bodell. Because of my massive amount of eligiblity points we didn’t get seeded dead last, instead we entered a convenient four-way. Convenient because just 32 boards might be enough to squeeze out a lucky win. Our first opponent was team O’Rourke with Dubion, Wold and Sementa as hired muscle.

The sponsor played a decent first half and then the Italian mercenaries rotated in. We did the best we could, but the 30-something imp gap was too much to overcome. Memorable was the 6 :D the Italians bid on:

North
AKJT4
AT72
K94
7

South
Q5
6
AQJ853
KJ62

Another big loss during the first half occured on the following deal:

West Dealer
NS Vul
North
T
AK9763
73
AJ93
West
A84
T2
KQT5
QT87
East
KQJ9
J854
J96
54
South
76532
Q
A842
K62
 
Geoff (North) ended up playing a modest 2 :C contract after West had opened 1 :D . At the other table though, North got to play 4 :H . When the finesse against the combined :C Queen – Ten worked we lost a bunch. Man, at top level bridge they do know how to combine overbidding with decent declarer play!

In a couple days I will tell you a story about the French ladies in our second match.

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Reno, part 1

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I found Reno not a particularly interesting city. Sure there are casino’s, but it felt as a ghost town when strolling around. And when I see people frantically pushing buttons on slot machines, I feel wrapped in unease. A bête noire is lurking in the shadows.

On the other hand I enjoyed playing bridge there a lot. Scratching the IMP Pairs with Drew Hoskins, winning two sections in side events, and some good bridge in the Vanderbilt as well. So I got home with my first Platinum points, a handful of Gold points and a couple of ACBL Reno mugs. What a bounty!

This deal is from the IMP Pairs. Drew and I easily qualified for the finals on Saturday, and out of the remaining 178 pairs we finished 43rd. Of course we could have ended about 20 places higher if I hadn’t blundered in blasting to slam off Ace – King of :C (-12 IMP). Hrrmph.

North Dealer
All Vul
North
A8654
AT
K5
T952
West
QJ9
Q97
874
K863
East
KT72
J62
AQT93
J
South
3
K8543
J62
AQ74
 

West
North
East
South
 
1 :S
2 :D 1
X
3 :D
a.p.
 
 
 
1. Of course this is nowhere close to a vulnerable overcall

Drew and I punished declarer for his lighthearted overcall. A :S to Drew’s Ace followed by a ruff, a :H to the Ace and another :S ruff. Ace of :C , King of :H and a third :H ruffed with the :D King (just in case). Drew put the icing on the cake by playing a fourth round of :S that I could ruff with my :D Jack in front of dummy. Down four!

Who needs to bid vulnerable games when you have opponents like this?

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Redeeming

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In a week I’ll be in Reno, participating in the nationals. I have planned to play the IMP Pairs (with Drew Hoskins) and the Vanderbilt (with Geoff Hopcraft). Both partners are capable of creating action and generating imps and stories. I’ll post them here.

Here’s another Beowulf story from last week at Piedmont.

North
KQ5
K
AKJ6
A9763

South
AJ74
743
Q943
K5

West
North
East
South
 
1 :C 1
pass
1 :D 2
pass
2 :C 3
pass
2 :D 4
pass
3 :D
pass
3NT
pass
4 :D
pass
4 :S
pass
6 :D
a.p.
 
 
1. 15-17 bal or any 18+
2. 6+
3. Natural
4. Natural

I shouldn’t have ventured with 2 :D , it shows (or should show) more than this crummy four card suit. On the other hand finding a fit might get a bit difficult if I can’t take the slow approach. Anyway, Geoff pushed to slam when he found out I was holding :D too.

My LHO starts with the Ten of :C , and I take stock. I have two paths, establish the :C or try to ruff two :H in dummy. If the opponents had started with :H the latter plan would have been fairly easy to execute. But the :C lead creates some transportation problems. So I decide to establish dummy’s :C .

After winning the King of :C I draw two rounds of trumps with the Ace and King, the :D Ten hasn’t shown up yet. Next I cash the :C Ace and ruff a :C with the :D 9, LHO discarding a :S . I cross to the :S King and ruff another :C with the :D Queen. This is the position:

North
Q5
K
J6
6

South
AJ7
743
-
-

My plan was to cross again in :S , extract the outstanding :D Ten, cash the :C and pitch dummy’s losing :H on my long :S for thirteen tricks. I fell off the bridge when East ruffed the :S to dummy and cashed the :H Ace for down one.

North Dealer
EW Vul
North
KQ5
K
AKJ6
A9763
West
T8632
QT85
87
T2
East
9
AJ962
T52
QJ84
South
AJ74
743
Q943
K5
 
Mere minutes later the solution hit me. A surge of pure, redeeming insight made me want to crawl back in time and replay those last couple of cards.

Instead of crossing to dummy with another :S , I should have exited in :H . The opponents can take their trick but now dummy’s :H void and :S Queen function as entry to draw the last trump. Combining the chances of any favourable :S split with an unfavourable :S split but a well placed Ace of :H . It might be talking towards the cards, but assessing the value of that extra overtrick in 6 :D should have steered me in the right direction.

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Beowulf

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They haven’t fixed their initcap problem, and their mailing room isn’t quite up to speed, but Oracle finally sent me my OCP certificate.

Together with Geoff Hopcraft I’ve been experimenting with a homebrew precision 1 :C opening: Beowulf. A 1 :C opening shows 15-17 balanced or any stronger hand. There are just two responses possible to 1 :C : 1 :D showing any 6+ and 1 :H showing a bust. After that the bidding takes a surprising natural turn. So the relays and asking bids I’ve always been so very fond of have been sacrificed to robust natural proceedings. I can’t tell yet whether this is systematic imp positive, but if so, our competitive agreements more than make up for it. As always the 1 :D is the Achilles heel of conventional :C systems, ours being nebulous to the n’th power, for it can be as short as zero.

Here’s an example of Beowulf in action:

North
873
5
KQJ97
KT84

South
AKT95
AKT2
A64
5

West
North
East
South
 
 
 
1 :C 1
pass
1 :D 2
pass
1 :S
pass
2 :D
pass
2 :H
pass
2 :S
pass
3 :D
pass
4NT
pass
5 :D
pass
6 :D
a.p.
 
 
1. 15-17 bal, or any 18+
2. 6+ hcp

After 1 :D the auction switched to natural mode and Geoff launched himself to slam.

During the auction Geoff figured the side :S fit would provide enough tricks for slam. As the cards lie slam barely qualifies as questionable. In order to enjoy the long :S Geoff needed to discard one on the top :H . Then the two top :S would have to survive before ruffing a third one high. After that he had to draw the remaining trumps ending in dummy to enjoy the :S . But at that point there are still only eleven tricks (four :S , five :D and two :H ). The twelfth needed to come from the :C suit, but when the Ace proved to be off side we wrote -50.

South Dealer
NS Vul
North
873
5
KQJ97
KT84
West
J4
Q874
T5
Q9763
East
Q62
J963
832
AJ2
South
AKT95
AKT2
A64
5
 
I enjoyed the 3 :D bid best, I could show a big hand and my exact distribution, and we were just at the 3-level! I’ll keep you posted with more Beowulf action.

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