Bridge Big: Scrubbed

Hi all

I’m getting my feet wet not just playing online. Sessions at BC Star and BCO, interacting with my bridge buddies (close by & far away) and tournaments all over the Netherlands in various degrees of success. I feel like I’m getting back into shape. 

This deal is from Bridge Big. Afterwards I felt scrubbed, not only from losing a few pennies, but because I was on the receiving end of competent declarer play.

West
North
East
South
 
 
1
pass
2NT1
pass
3
pass
4
pass
4
pass
4
pass
4
a.p.
  1. Invitational+ with fit

I watch the auction unfold and though I’m afraid they’ll end up in slam (never good for your wallet unless they go down) the opponents screech to a halt in 4. Now what to lead?

South
K
QT94
QT87
Q954

I decided to lead a , but I don’t claim it’s clear-cut or obvious.

West
AT4
K32
K932
A82
South
K
QT94
QT87
Q954

My lead doesn’t work out as my partner is only able to contribute a measly little pebble, declarer’s Jack winning the trick. Next I have to surrender my King when declarer leads a small . In rapid succession declarer plays four more rounds of trumps (me discarding a bunch of unimportant ), the King of , Ace of and a low . I throw my Queen hoping to seduce declarer into thinking dummy’s 9 is good. On the Ace of declarer pitches a and finding a discard becomes a little sweaty.

West
K3
9
8
South
QT9
T

My sweaty discard turns into a full blown nightmare when declarer asks for dummy’s and ruffs it with his last trump. I’m dead.

West Dealer
NS Vul
North
8763
J5
54
JT763
West
AT4
K32
K932
A82
East
QJ952
A876
AJ6
K
South
K
QT94
QT87
Q954

I lost €0.52 but that’s really just pennies compared to the pain of being subjected to what seems a very conscious and well executed squeeze.

Noteworthy metamorphosis: Unemployed ⇒ Employed.

Bridge Big: Round-the-clock

Hi all

Here’s another cute deal from Bridge Big. No Cash Game but a deal from a daily Round-the-clock tournament. My performance was less than stellar, so after 20 deals I had collected some 53%. Not enough to win me any money. This deal I was firing on all cylinders, though. 

South
AKQT94
KT542
Q2
West
North
East
South
 
 
pass
1
DBL
RDBL
pass
pass
2
DBL
pass
3
pass
4NT
pass
51
pass
6
a.p.
 
  1. I didn’t dare to show my void (with 5NT) in a pick up partnership

3 is not very scientific, but it does show extras and will probably lead to the most likely game. My partner grabbed the bull by the horns and suddenly I was at the helm in 6. West leads a and this is what I see:

North
J76
KJ84
AQ
A743
South
AKQT94
KT542
Q2

Easy. I win the in dummy, draw two rounds of trumps (leaving trump Jack in dummy). I cash the other high in dummy, cross to my hand with a ruff and ruff a with the Jack. Again I cross with a ruff, extract the last outstanding trump and rattle off my winners. This is the position and I know it:

North
K
A7
South
Q
Q2

On my last trump I know West is in pain with King doubleton in and the Ace. So I take 13.

East Dealer
EW Vul
North
J76
KJ84
AQ
A743
West
2
AQT3
J973
K985
East
853
97652
86
JT6
South
AKQT94
KT542
Q2

It was just an inch away from a top. I quickly scan the result whether I recognise my partner or opponents, but the Brit, Norse and Turk have inconspicuous nicknames. To my random Norwegian partner: thank you for putting me in a nice slam and giving me the opportunity to shine.

Bridge Big: My First Money

Hi all

Here is a deal from my first session on Bridge Big. As I wrote in my previous article Bridge Big is an online platform to play duplicate bridge for money. It’s low-threshold to start playing, but let me warn you, it’s not a casual game or for the faint of heart. The founders intend it to be a platform for serious & competitive bridge. Just like the game deserves. Go check it out.

Anyway, sitting South (White against Red) I pick up a wild hand:

South
A
JT9853
AJ8752

Oh boy! How am I going to sell this baby in an individual tournament setting? I decide to open 1 and this is what happens next:

West
North
East
South
 
 
 
1
Double
21
2
5
a.p.
 
 
 

1. Extraordinary

Partner raises? Partner raises? What? Come again? I end the auction with an uncivilized leap to 5.

LHO leads a trump and this is what I see:

North
J876
QT54
K762
9

I gasp as I see partner’s beautiful raise. I hold high respect for players and partners who support with support. I am slightly annoyed by the lead, though. If the opponents can play two rounds of trumps my contract depends on a 3-3 break in , or KQ tumbling. On a side note, the bidding is a little weird, NS hold a combined 16-count while East only bid 2. Who’s hogging all those digital face cards?

I duck in dummy and East wins his Queen. Just as I’m about to resign to my fate of down one East finds a shift to a . From there it’s easy, I ruff three in dummy and East gets to score trump Ace one day or another. Making.

This was the full deal:

West Dealer
NS Vul
North
J876
QT54
K762
9
West
Q954
AJ96
4
KQT4
East
KT32
K8732
AQ
63
South
A
JT9853
AJ8752

Kudos to West, a Dutch player by the way, for finding the killing trump lead. (When reviewing your results you can see the names of your partner and opponents.) Too bad his partner didn’t reward him for it. I imagine making a virtual high-five with my Bulgarian partner when the EUR 1.14 gets added to our individual accounts. Suddenly I wish I were playing for 5 EUR per IMP, perhaps when I find that money tree in my backyard.

Excuse Me …

… while I kiss the sky.

Here’s a final deal from Purmerend, Kees (South) in action. Phantom Club home brew gives us this:

South
AT
AQ7
AK965
Q63
West
North
East
South
 
pass
pass
11
pass
22
pass
2NT3
pass
34
pass
3
pass
3NT
pass
4
a.p.
 
 
 

1. Takeout of a 1 opening, 15-17 NT, or any stronger hand
2. 4+ , 8+ hcp
3. 15+ NT, GF
4. Repeated transfer, showing 5+

Interesting inference here is that Kees knows I have a poor suit, with 8+ hcp and a good suit I probably would have opened. West starts with a small and this is what he sees:

North
KQ9
T8653
Q7
K82
South
AT
AQ7
AK965
Q63

With his usual eye for detail Kees wins the lead in hand, plops down trump Ace (safety play), crosses to dummy with a and then plays a trump to his Queen (West surrendering the Jack). He exits with his final trump to East who flicks a on the table.

North
K
T8
Q7
K82
South
AK965
Q63

The runs via the 5, West’s Jack to dummy’s Queen. With silky smoothness Kees takes a finesse against East’s presumed Ten and all depart on the train. Taking 12.

North Dealer
EW Vul
North
KQ9
T8653
Q7
K82
West
J87652
J4
J2
JT7
East
43
K92
T843
A954
South
AT
AQ7
AK965
Q63

Immediately burly East yells at his partner (a subdued looking female) for inserting the Jack. If she had played low then there wouldn’t have been a finessing position etc etc … I intervene and tell him in strict words:

  1. not to castigate partner
  2. he would have a hard time finding an expert partner who would recognize the situation and ignore the hardwired “3rd man high” law
  3. if he had wanted to prevent the 2nd uptrick he could/should have cashed the Ace of

I’ve been playing quite a few Cash Games at Bridge Big. It is big, big fun and currently I’m €31.97 in the plus. Supple interface, support for multiple devices, cheat-impossible and extremely addictive. Disclaimer: I do know both founders personally. 

Emotions

Hi all

Welcome back. Here’s another deal from the “Koemarkttoernooi” in Purmerend. Kees and I sit down against two middle-aged ladies and we inform them of our ghostly agreements. Our mention of 12-14 NT openings gets greeted with: “How illogical!”. I snicker inside, that is what you find intriguing about Phantom Club? Oh boy! Sitting South I pick up:

South
A32
7432
A8652
6

A lot of action during the bidding.

West
North
East
South
1
pass
1
pass
2
DBL
pass
31
3
pass
pass
42
pass
pass
4
DBL3
a.p.
 
 
 
  1. Good hand, weak hands go through Lebensohl 2NT
  2. Slightly insane, but white in pairs I am Iron Man
  3. Emotional

I lead my singleton and a scary dummy comes down.

West
KQJ
AKJ85
T
9875
South
A32
7432
A8652
6

I admire the raise on West’s beautiful 3-piece. I wait until Kees wins his Ace of to give me my ruff, but all he offers is a measly Ten and declarer wins it with the Queen. Yikes! How are we going to beat this? Declarer unperturbed starts on trumps and I win the second one. I can cross in to get my ruff but that’s equivalent to throwing the towel.

I take stock and visualize the play. If I cash my Ace and continue declarer will have to ruff with dummy’s final trump. In order to extract my last trump she will have to cross to her hand. Of course a ruff is the way to go, but maybe she’ll take the easy route by trying a . Then if I get my ruff we can cash another for down one.

Full deal:

West Dealer
EW Vul
North
76
Q96
KJ43
JT32
West
KQJ
AKJ85
T
9875
East
T9854
T
Q97
AKQ4
South
A32
7432
A8652
6

It works out as I visualized. East apologizes and though I can tell West shows some signs of disappointment she doesn’t berate her partner. That’s how I like to see it. Of course I myself don’t hide my anguish & distress over Kees’ takeout double of 2, I even document it here: Garbage Royale!

On a serious side note, I’m still hunting for a job. If you happen to be in need of an Oracle Developer/DBA with affinity for wireless tech spiced up with a tad of Java, or if you give me a little time to acquire whatever skills necessary (I learn fast!), take a look at my LinkedIn profile, or shoot me a message through the contact form in About Me. Thanks.

Spooky

Hi all

Kees and I played in Purmerend last Saturday. Not too high profile, elderly opponents abundant, hopping from one bar to another on the “Koemarkt”, enjoying the sun, drinking Estaminet Premium Pils, and generally having a blast.

Did I mention we agreed to play Phantom Club? It’s a system that revolves around assuming your RHO has opened 1. So you can open aggressively having just overcall values and then practice all your partnership bidding agreements. Adam Meyerson wrote about it here. Spooky!

This was one of my grande moments:

South
AQJ62
AQ5
T4
A94

That’s a fairly pure 17-count. RHO opens in 3rd hand 1 and I have an easy overcall.

West
North
East
South
pass
pass
1
1
2
pass
pass
2
a.p.
 
 
 

I decide we won’t get rich by defending 2, so I rebid my . LHO starts with a and dummy comes down.

North
K5
T862
J98
T732
South
AQJ62
AQ5
T4
A94

It seems defending 2 would have been the right choice after all… RHO plays her top 3, and on the last one I have a decision to make. LHO has echoed a doubleton so I pitch a instead of ruffing, LHO discarding a . The lady on my right ponders for a while and puts down a 4th , looking for a promotion but giving me a sluff & ruff. LHO’s 7 forces dummy’s King while I pitch my last small .

North
5
T862
T732
South
AQJ62
AQ5
A

By now I’m fairly confident LHO is holding both missing honors for her 2 call and probably some cards, too. I wave to the waiter to order two beers and a strip squeeze with split fork. Come again? On my 5th trump this is the position:

North
T862
T
South
2
AQ5
A

I pay close attention to LHO’s final discard, here’s the little “if-then-else” I visualized:

If ( discard)
  then cash Ace and exit , use Ace as entry for free ;
If ( discard)
  then cash Ace to strip West from , exit Queen to place West;
Else
  Fatal Exception("Revoke bridge license");

I take 9.

West Dealer
EW Vul
North
K5
T862
J98
T732
West
T74
KJ9743
53
KJ
East
983
AKQ762
Q865
South
AQJ62
AQ5
T4
A94

Without the sluff & ruff I can work towards the same position for 8 tricks, East doesn’t have a to fire through me to prevent the placing.

After 32 boards Kees and I end up with 63.73% and a 5th place, good for some “Jonge Jenever” and Italian delicacies. We didn’t encounter any Ghost Busters… fortunately.

Alpha

Hi all

This was an interesting deal from last Friday. Erik volunteered to help me transition into competitive bridge again, whip me back into shape. I crack my knuckles, stretch my spine and focus on my breathing. Alpha waves are lapping against the shores of my consciousness. I sit down, the viking in me stirs. Sitting in 4th position I pick up:

West
98652
AKQ842
Q3

Interesting. I find out everybody has something to say.

West
North
East
South
 
1
1
21
.. 42
pass
pass
5
.. pass3
a.p.
 
 
  1. Invitational+ with
  2. No riddles for partner, this looks about where I want to be
  3. The opponents are red, they’re not insane, right? Do I have enough defence? I decide not…

Erik pretty much walked the same mental path whether to riddle 5 with a fistful of bullets: sane because vulnerable. Yeah, right! He kicks off with Ace & King (dropping my Queen) and cashes the Jack, too. Then a switch to the Jack of and immediately I embarrass myself by dropping a trick in the defence. Still down 2, though.

This was the full deal:

North Dealer
All Vul
North
AKJ4
T5
942
K832
West
98652
AKQ842
Q3
East
QT73
J7
AKJ76
J4
South
963
T85
AQT9765

Why South decided to bid invitational+ with little values and gigantic distribution is a mystery to me. If he had leapt to 5 instead I would have been in a lot of pain. It’s not unlikely I would have bid 5, for down one. Did you notice 12 tricks in by East, the poorest fit, are icy cold?

Descartes

Hi all

Do you know how René Descartes disappeared?
Sitting in a bar a lady asked him: “Do you have a cigarette?”
He responded: “I think not.”

What better way to undertake writing again with an existential and metaphysical pun.

Spock

Hi all

Over the years I’ve shared good, funny, absurd, warm, sad and mostly true stories. But… I don’t have them anymore. My life as I knew it is in tatters. Sad but true. So please understand I don’t have the energy or room anymore to share. Maybe things in a future far, far away will change, but certainly not before this.

Anyway…

Here’s one last deal from the All Western Pairs, I was playing with Michael Bodell (with whom I had an awesome time at the SF Nationals).

North
KQJ86
QJ4
T96
AJ
West
North
East
South
 
1NT1
pass
32
pass
… 4
pass
4
a.p.
 
 
 
  1. 12-14
  2. Exactly 4-card suit GF

I agree the North hand is a tad too strong for a weak NT. The alternative of opening 1 to initiate a “15-17 balanced”-sequence, didn’t feel right either. But in pairs upgrading or downgrading is less of an issue. I still have sympathy for my own call.

The next problem arises when Michael reveals we have a 9-card fit. Suddenly the value of my hand goes through the roof. On the other hand, I know Michael’s 3 call is just GF, nothing more than that. I try to visualize a couple of hands to see if slam is on, but it just seems too far away.

Is there something else? I look at my hand again, and I feel I have an opportunity for some mischief. I really don’t like to get a lead towards my hand, I have no forks. If Michael declares, his holding is protected too. Before I know it a 4 call lies on the table. Michael stares at it for a second, shrugs and bids 4.

Yay! We have a 9-card fit, and I’ve made the shorter hand declarer. This was the full deal:

North Dealer
All Vul
North
KQJ86
QJ4
T96
AJ
West
97
K972
Q532
K75
East
T5
T86
A4
Q98632
South
A432
A53
KJ87
T4

Michael got a lead, and he had just enough tempo to set up a in his hand for ten tricks. At all the other tables 4 was declared from the North, and just a very select few got a defensive error to bring home the contract.

I guess I got lucky.

So, my dear reader, I bid you well. Live long and prosper.

Three Thrones

Hi all

The All Western Pairs went only so-so for Michael and me. The field was pretty strong, but that’s no excuse for all the ridiculous mistakes I made. I was just not on top of my game. This weekend we’ll probably start a new brew, the White House Honey Ale, to time it exactly right for election night (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_House_Honey_Ale). And… Richard Dawkins is coming to Berkeley for a talk: The Magic of Reality. I got my ticket already.

Here’s a deal from Quick Tricks a couple weeks ago. Nobody was able to defeat the common 4 contract, but the defence has a very nice opportunity. You hear the following auction.

West
North
East
South
 
1
pass
2
pass
2
pass
2NT
pass
4
a.p.
 

Partner (East) leads the 2 (3rd and low). So you have one trick, hopefully two tricks, and trump King must become the setting one. But how do you prevent declarer from finessing twice against your King?

West
KT4
AQ87
A543
65
South
75
KJ43
K9
AJT92

The solution is so clean and clear in it’s simplicity. Duck the first round! That King cannot be allowed to serve as an entry. You smoothly duck (and encourage) and declarer wins with the Ten. Declarer will look for entries to dummy, say he tries a towards dummy. Partner showing an odd number and you know it’s safe to cash both your tricks and the Ace of . A third round of declarer ruffs in his hand. In the double void? Yes sir!

Let’s move to the North seat.

North
AQJ9862
K4
 
 
 
 
South
75
K4
AJT92

You, sitting North, are annoyed by the solid defense so far. But you have another trick up your sleeve. You do have two entries to finesse against trump King if East is holding the Queen. You play the 4 to dummy and finesse against the Queen: entry # 1. Later you can overtake the King for entry # 2. Or can your cunning plan be foiled?

Let’s move to the East seat.

East
3
5
Q876
Q873
South
75
K4
K
AJT92

You’ve led your 2 and it ran around to declarer’s Jack. Then things turned a bit strange… Declarer played a towards dummy, partner cashed out three of his red suit winners and then played a in the double void. But declarer ruffed in his own hand instead of pitching a loser… Nobody has played a trump yet. And then the solution hits you. Declarer tries to get to dummy to take a hook against partner’s presumed honor.

Can East assist somehow?

Yes, by inserting the Queen at first opportunity (second hand high!). That denies declarer a second entry to dummy, and the defence gets the fourth trick they’re entitled to.

North Dealer
All Vul
North
AQJ9862
T6
JT
K4
West
KT4
AQ87
A543
65
East
3
952
Q8762
Q873
South
75
KJ43
K9
AJT92

Declarer on top of his game, and the defence prevailing in the end.
I love this game!